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Thursday, July 08, 2004
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Beaten for Bush:
Oof. The abject shock and disgust. The silence that suddenly engulfed the room. It would have been far warmer received had I said:
* ok, so the proper way to skin and prepare a squirrel is…
* oh, I don’t mind kicking the elderly.
* the Holocaust was like sleepaway camp for the European Jews.
* safe sex? But AIDS just a silly urban legend.
* there’s meat in the veggie lasagna, shh don’t tell anyone.
* so you don’t take from the collection plate? Interesting…
* I smuggle books out of the library all the time!
* 3 second rule applies to food that falls in the toilet.
* swastikas are both versatile and art deco!
* …and then I said screw the Hispanic community.
* is it just me, or was Uday Hussein kinda hot in that raffish way?
* poor people like being hungry, why else be poor & starving?
* fucking Jews, they control the media and Wall Street.
* obese sweaty men without shirts really add to the subway ride fun.
* it’s an age difference but 7 year old boys rock at the post-coital cuddle.
But really, all I’d said was;
“There’s no way in hell I could vote for Kerry”
11:39 PM
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