• accept a fantastic, yet way too low paying job offer
• get excited about you
• wake up one day and discover zap! morning person
• not give a shit that the gods of fate shame the U.S. government to no end when it comes to misappropriating
• do nothing other than put myself out there so I can (continue to) be rejected by unadulterated asshats
• brush off the fact that you have the worst taste in people
• sit down and type myself to financial solvency
• pack it all up and move to the middle of anywhere (Louisville, KY is so randomly on my short list)
• tell you I have a plan
• take my neighbor from upstairs and throw her out the window
• afford the things I really need (gym membership, Dog to vet, repainting my apt., utility bill) and want (new summer clothes, trip to anywhere-but-here, pedicure)
• figure out what I most want to do, and then get paid (ridiculously) for it
• drink more water than coffee
• have the perfect (or respirating) date for my friend's wedding (in two weeks!)
• not carry a grudge (because honestly; nothing weighs more than a grudge)
• wish my friend a huge congrats on her suspected but unconfirmed nuptials
• know what the future holds (for me, mainly)

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