The slightly (not even nearly) embellished account of a *gasp* 30something chick's tragi-comedic life in NYC.

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**When I was younger, I stole t-shirts and other various garments from the boys I had been with. I don't do that anymore. Now, it would be too much like asking the firing squad if I could keep the blindfold.**






100 Things ~ cause
I'm so avant garde
like that. Right...






MY PAST FIVE:
Swallowing Bitter Pills
...flurgh
Freaky Friday
Reader's Choice
or Maybe I Can





MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITES:
I've...










Hello?!?! I'm Begging Here!!
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A chat with Luke Ford

*She Says/He Says*
the Ari & Steve Project

Sex and dating advice!
Part 1
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Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
NEWESTPart 6
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Check out some of the delicious reads I found for you.
They are down below...




 
I'll admit it, this gal can't always be scintillating and titillating. It's true! So, for the rare mindblowing occasion where you find that I am *gasp* not enough for you, I have done this; I searched far and wide for other ways to whet your appetite. Until you return to me, that is. *Kisses*.



The VIP Room:
Joe Cut the Shit
Fish Needs A Bicycle
Alarming News
Clarified
SuperJux
Smitten
Pretty Numbers
Perpetual State of Flux
Formerly Fabulous



She Said:
The Virginity Monologues
Voices From the Balcony
Lady Mathematician
All Things Jen(nifer)
Caffeine & Nicotine
One Day At A Time
Jessica in Progress
Sassy Little Punkin
Wandering Sparkle
Something Always
Go Nicole Yourself
Torrie Hates it All
The Urban Grind
Carmen SinCity
Que Sera Sera
Memoirs of Me
Vendela's City
The Dollhouse
Drowning Fish
Kambri Crews
Pomegranate
Pussy Ranch
Miss Lapin
Jodi Verse
ScribeLA
Esther
Dooce


He Said:
Steve
Rubinville
BloggerAle
NYC Tales
Isophorone
Daily Lunch
Steve Silver
Indigo Steve
CCS178.com
Julius Sharpe
Obscurorama
Joe Grossberg
3-Legged Dog
About Nothing
Patton Oswalt
Gregg Lebovitz
Paul's Boutique
Benjamin Wagner
World Wide Rants
Yankee Pot Roast
American Legends
Ace of Spades HQ
Christian Finnegan
Twenty Something
Digging for Goldner
Chasing the American Dream


Fun Stuff:
Gawker
Defamer
Pink is the New Blog
Perez Hilton
Gothamist
NYC Bloggers
NY Daily News
The NY Post
Reading is Fundamental
Google
Amazon
TV Guide
Cooks.com



Real Writers I Adore:
Amy Sohn
Lisa Jewell
Alison Pace
Marian Keyes
Kristen Buckley
Jodi Picoult
Jennifer Weiner
Laurie Kilmartin



Hilariously Random:
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
Prangstgrup
My Gay Boyfriend
Too Funny For Words
Holding Back the Ears
Turn Gay Here!!
What Does Your # Spell?
Got My Eye on You
Flattery Gets You Everywhere
Black People Love Us













 
A keen eyed reader will notice my site begins way before Igby Goes Down came out.
I know, I know...how hip am I?!


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Ari Goes Down
 
Monday, October 06, 2008  
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... flurgh:

I have started typing no less than 15 posts since August 26th. And you probably thought I died. Or lost a hand. Nope. But I will admit to you (you; singular reader who probably can't even read English and most likely are developmentally disabled and simply find shade #33333 exceptionally soothing), I'm totally two-armed and fine. Aside from being at some slightly confusing crossroad thing and having strange thoughts (that are actually good!) I've been trying to figure out what that hell is up with me.

Cases in points:
  • I am in a good mood more often than not. Especially at work. I'll give you a second if you want to go back and reread that. I am happy. Especially at work. Yes, it confounds me as well. I am busy all day long. I don't take forever in the bathroom hoping to waste 15 vs. 5 minutes. I don't read blogs anymore (aside from 3), I have no idea what Perez Hilton has to say or doodle about anything. I'm almost never on IM. I'm painfully out of the gossipy loop and I don't care.
  • I do not wake up weekday mornings and immediately try and figure out a way to delay/avoid going to work. I like my job and more importantly I like the people I work with. They are the tiniest bit vanilla (aside from a small little group of about 4) but they are beyond nice and considerate - my company has a staff of 30-35. We always have a stocked kitchen, free snacks flying around and freshly brewed coffee. My boss is the least bitchy 8.5 months pregnant woman in the history of pregnant women. The CEOs are constantly coming up with ways to show the staff that they appreciate us. We sit on yoga balls, go out drinking on Tuesdays, eat lunch together and bring in homemade cookies and breads. Construction was just completed on my new office, there are floor to ceiling windows and it's sunny and gorgeous. It's almost a cult. I'd be a little bit freaked if it wasn't all so great. My only hitch is that the entire office/city/media is virulently prObama and they're really insane about it. Like "ohmygod did you hear?? Sarah Palin wrapped up her little Down's baby in the American flag and then set the whole bundle on fire! Then she fed it to a moose before shooting the moose! she's cccrrrraaaaazzyyy" Uhm, no, you are, but anyway - love the 9-5ing!!!
  • As I confessed to a friend the other night over unintentionally straight vodka, I'm a little bit pursuing an ex. Crazy right? I've never in my life. But he's turned into an itch I can't scratch. I keep thinking of him. Can't stop. Going nuts. So... I emailed him. And now we're talking again and I'm not sure what'll happen (obviously) but I need to give it another shot and I was willing to trade the awkwardness for that shot. Is it abject desperation or maturity? No, I'm asking you.
  • I've been a reading maniac and what that means I have book recommendations for you! Both of these books were terrifically well written and incredibly enjoyable. I'm about to embark on the new Curtis Sittenfeld and while I can't imagine what the fuck her parents were thinking when they named her Curtis. That just smacks of child abuse.
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